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Anycrap API

35,000+ curated absurdist AI product concepts

Quick start

curl
curl https://anycrap.shop/api/v1/products/random \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer YOUR_API_KEY"
response
{
  "data": [{
    "id": "1a156178-0240-4c3e-861c-47b6568123f0",
    "slug": "thought-cancelling-headphones",
    "name": "Thought-Cancelling Headphones",
    "description": "Headphones that don't just block sound — they block thoughts.",
    "image": "https://cdn.crapify.me/products/...",
    "categories": ["gadgets", "anti-productivity"],
    "created_at": "2025-05-04T13:37:13.051Z"
  }]
}

Endpoints

GET/api/v1/productsList products (paginated, filterable)
GET/api/v1/products/randomRandom product(s)
GET/api/v1/products/:slugSingle product by slug
GET/api/v1/categoriesAll categories with counts
POST/api/v1/keysRegister API key (no auth required)

Rate limit: 60 requests/minute per key. All endpoints return JSON with CORS headers.

See the full API reference for query parameters, filters, and response schemas.

CLI

35,000+ absurdist products in your terminal.

bash
# install once
npm i -g anycrap
anycrap key ak_your_key

# or just use npx
npx anycrap random
npx anycrap random -c food
npx anycrap search "underwater"
npx anycrap categories

faker.js plugin

Drop-in for faker.commerce.productName() — no API key, no network calls, works offline.

npm i anycrap-faker
import { faker } from '@faker-js/faker';
import { createAnycrapFaker } from 'anycrap-faker';

const anycrap = createAnycrapFaker(faker);

anycrap.productName();        // "Thought-Cancelling Headphones"
anycrap.productDescription(); // "Headphones that don't just block sound..."
anycrap.productSlug();        // "thought-cancelling-headphones"
anycrap.product();            // { name, slug, description, category }

Get your API key

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